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Startups

Everybody knows that theatre majors make the best startup founders.

2010 – present · FOUNDER

Turned the parts of speech into characters while teaching 7th grade. Raised $900K+. 2.5M downloads, 10M views, still running, now pivoting toward AI-powered writing built around the same cast.

2018 – 2022 · PRESIDENT

A video game studio hired a novelist to start a publishing house. Comics, novels, a Sienkiewicz monograph introduced by Neil Gaiman, museum co-publications. Distributed worldwide through Ingram.

2022 – 2025 · CO-FOUNDER & CEO

Pivoted from game infrastructure to Quest Commerce: gamified loyalty where customers earn and complete challenges tied to purchases. Series Seed, CDL Montreal, live customers. Acquired by LISNR, January 2025.

2025 – present · VP OF COMMERCIAL · CURRENT

Partnership architecture across transit in India, Colombia, Spain, Singapore; US fueling and fleet; enterprise auth; retail media. Leading two products: Quest (the platform I built) and Radius (data over inaudible audio, 131+ patents).

The thread isn't hard to trace: design the experience well enough and people forget they're being taught something, or sold something. They just participate.